welcome to the good life

Just a plain Jane <3

The thing I’m most afraid of is me. Of not knowing what I’m going to do. Of not knowing what I’m doing right now.

—Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 (via perfect)

(Source: oneqeightyfour, via gorogoroiu)

beben-eleben:

Passengers pay for their travel in exchange for plastic bottles!

beben-eleben:

Passengers pay for their travel in exchange for plastic bottles!

bouncemasterj:

sometimes you gotta find your own source of entertainment!

bouncemasterj:

sometimes you gotta find your own source of entertainment!

A three-months pregnant woman slips into a coma. She wakes up six months later...

  • <p dir=ltr> Woman: Doctor, where is my baby? Is it okay?<br>
  • Doctor: You had twins, a girl and a boy! They're great. Luckily your brother was here when they were born and he named them for you.<br>
  • Woman: Oh god, my brother's an idiot... Ugh, what did he name the girl?<br>
  • Doctor: Denise.<br>
  • Woman: Oh that's not so bad. What'd he name the boy?<br>
  • Doctor: Denephew.</p>

unhistorical:

Alfred Hitchcock (August 13, 1899 - April 29, 1980)

The only way to get rid of my fears is to make films about them.

leaderoftherevolution:

This basically sums up one of the biggest problems with the United States’ schooling system

leaderoftherevolution:

This basically sums up one of the biggest problems with the United States’ schooling system